Customer Suckage!

So I called AT&T customer service tonight to complain about my service being shut off for the 2nd time.
The first call, after trouble-shooting failed, I was transferred by an obviously brilliant man (I won't mention race) to another freakin company!!! WTF!! So, like any normal frustrated christian, I cursed and hung up. The second time I called, I was directed through a series of automated voices sending me forward and backward through a never ending circle of deceit and trickery only to have the automated system hang up on me. DAMN!! The third and final call I was told, once again by Suzie the automated bitch, that I needed to call back during regular business hours because she could not help.

GAG! I will say, someone is gonna get a pissed off choir director lecturing tomorrow that will end with the phrase, "and damn it, now I have to pee!"