So I woke up this morning with some pretty discomforting abdominal pain and I decided that it would be best to head on in to the emergency room in case I was developing something serious. I waiting in the waiting room for a couple of hours before the doctor came in and gave me and inconclusive diagnosis. On the way, I had blood work, urine sample, Hernia exam that lasted for 4 or 5 minutes (not even kidding. one standing and one laying on my back), and to top it all off a prostate exam (which she did not ease me in to. Luckily I have some experience in this area). I don't remember being this violated since...well, ask me sometime and I'll tell you.
After all that the doctor, all of 20 yrs old, told me she didn't know what was wrong and that I should wait it out for a few days. She didn't even say it with much confidence but rather an apologetic smirk. I hate her more than the cyclops cat! Now I'm in more pain than I was in and I still don't know what's going on.
and there's a hurricane coming...
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